5 Things…

For the Mad Tailgater

Freezer Fridge

The portable model comes to us from the Land Down Under, gives you 42 quarts of ice-free space and plugs into your bloody car lighter. So let us be the first to say it: Aussie, Aussie, Aussie, Oi, Oi, Oi. Four Wheels Part Performance, Waipahu, $779

Gas-Powered Blender

Perhaps you don’t think making a margarita at a football game is manly enough. Well, to make it more palatable, this blender has a two-stroke engine that you yank like a chainsaw to get started. tailgatorzone.com, $299.95

Extreme BBQ Kitchen

This monster is equipped with a 90,000 BTU stainless steel stove/grill, stainless steel cook box, microwave, mini-fridge, overhead light and even the kitchen sink. Auntie won’t know what hit her. ucancookii.com, $3,546

The Tailgater

It runs considerably cheaper than the Extreme BBQ Kitchen, offers a 24-inch by 16-inch grill that heats up in less than four minutes and reaches temperatures over 500. It also fastens easily into your trailer hitch and folds up neatly for storage. classiccookers.com, $425

The Beerbelly

Yes, it’s an 80-ounce bag that straps to your stomach and, though it’s not very flattering, it appears to stadium security guards to be just a portly belly. Here’s an excerpt from the product’s terms and conditions: “DON’T GET CAUGHT.” That includes, of course, Aloha Stadium, particularly if they ever ban alcohol. thebeerbelly.com, $34.95

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